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Welcome to Won Ton Hammer, where our motto is, "Why settle for a cheap imitation when you can get one for free?"
The Convoluted Plot So Far
Won Ton Hammer is that oddly familiar and cliched sci-fi action comic, steal^H^H^H^H combining story elements from all corners of scifi and moving at the speed of molasses.

Ready? Well here's the whirlwind tour. On the planet Sansradda, it has been 80 years since the shutdown of the stargates that bound the worlds together. Amidst the troubled times that followed, the GELF(genetically engineered life forms) workers revolted and after decades of civil unrest, reached a settlement wherein they were granted their independent nation.

Now the present: You've got these two pals, Claire and Ant who're working in the police force of Hub City, the site of the inactive stargate. Then there's this group of GELF activists who're causing all sorts of trouble with the COA Republic. In the end, it turns out that these GELFs were secretly in cahoots with the SRA(Science and Research Agency), the R&D department of the Republic. In exchange for gaining access to the stargate and freeing a ship full of GELF refugees that had been trapped in transit for 80 years, the activists created enough of a troubled atmosphere for the SRA to seize control via a coup. With control of Hub City, the SRA needs only one more thing to be able to use the gate: a set of coordinates.

Confused? No, I'm not going to spell it all out for you. Head over to the About page for more info.

Being an Epic Science Fiction Adventure Comic in Way Too Many Parts and Taking Much Longer Than Necessary

Living Vicariously Through the Miracle of Self-Delusion

The comic for Monday , December 26 , 2005
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December 26, 2005
Holy shit, it's been 2 years already. Too fast, too fast.

December 24, 2003
A Very Merciless Christmas to you all.

May 5, 2003
Pillars of Faith is back - sorta. Welcome Will back from his hiatus, and while you're at it, send him some nice fanart. :)

If you're not reading Phoenix and Animenifesto, something is wrong with your priorities. Zacc has the comic talent online. And I'm not just saying it because he drew me a piece for the ART CONTEST either.

The fantasy directory is still there too if you're bored...eh.

April 28, 2003
Enjoy a week of stuff!

April 9, 2003
Hrm, I thought I updated this with news already. Ah well. Check out my livejournal if you're tired of waiting for updates and want to flame me about being late. But it won't do you any good, mwahahaHA.

March 31, 2003
My livejournal. In case you're interested in any going ons while waiting for an update.

March 14, 2003
Craig Mullins. What is there not to say about the guy? His illustrative work is everywhere!
Found this in my tracking log:
11 Mar, Tue, 02:29:03 http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=free+demon+yaoi+pics
Excuse me, what WHAT THE FUCK? Don't you sick, sad fangirls have anything better to do? How fucking low are you going to sink? Was it even a girl doing the search? I don't want to fucking know. Oh god.

March 3, 2003
::pppfffffffhhhhtttt:: AaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ah ha ha ... ha ha.

Ahem. Danger! Danger! You've probably heard this before a million times from me, but I am getting tired of this shit. Won Ton Hammer is now in ENDING MODE. I figure instead of doing the regular webcomic routine and dropping the story cold, leaving it in limbo forever, I'm going to cut straight to the chase and do the rest of epic saga "chop chop." Instant climax. The End of Wonton: No More Soup will consist of "storyboard" style illustrations of the story. No fluff, just the bare plot, because that's how nice a guy I am. To those of you still reading, I congratulate you on making it this far with your incredible pain tolerance threshold. The ride will be over soon and after that, anything goes. I salute you, all you silent readers who never EVER even cared to drop me a message for the last 3 years. This is it. The end, kaput.

February 14, 2003
Uploaded more new pics to the fantasy-ish page. click on the 2nd links for new pics. Also dwarf and demon pics added.

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